Ivorybonics 

A language spoke by white rednecks.

He spoke ivorybonics instead of ebonics.

Ivorybonics by Tone-Tone December 6, 2017

ivoronics

Language used primarily by whites, or that is characteristic of western-European ghettos. (Not necessarily discriminatory or racist.)

What is he, Texan? Tennessee, maybe? I can barely follow his ivoronics.

ivoronics by Mike Pritt September 7, 2007

ivoryonics 

n. a dialect of English spoken by rural southern caucasians. Actually quite closely related to Ebonics.

Ivoryonics.
Server: Y'awnt sum vittles? Hah'bout sumpin ta wet-cher-wissle?
Patron: Ah rekkin all git uh coldbeer and some tots, y'a dont mind.

Translation to English.
Server: Do you want something to eat? What about something to drink?
Patron: I suppose I will have a beer and some hash-browns, if that is alright.

ivoryonics by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006