ivoryonics 

n. a dialect of English spoken by rural southern caucasians. Actually quite closely related to Ebonics.

Ivoryonics.
Server: Y'awnt sum vittles? Hah'bout sumpin ta wet-cher-wissle?
Patron: Ah rekkin all git uh coldbeer and some tots, y'a dont mind.

Translation to English.
Server: Do you want something to eat? What about something to drink?
Patron: I suppose I will have a beer and some hash-browns, if that is alright.

ivoryonics by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006

Ivronics

Meaning white talk; opposite of Ebonics.
basically language from the 1950's. See: Leave It To Beaver for more info.

Wow Sandy Sue, that movie was swell.
Jimmy is a bright and keen math student.
Matthew, doesn't she look terrific?
How are you all doing today?

Ivronics by Steven Welch October 30, 2004

ivoronics

Language used primarily by whites, or that is characteristic of western-European ghettos. (Not necessarily discriminatory or racist.)

What is he, Texan? Tennessee, maybe? I can barely follow his ivoronics.

ivoronics by Mike Pritt September 7, 2007

ivronics

enunciated ebonics. re-translating ebonics and ebonic phrases into longer sentences that pronounce "ing" sounds and exclude the use of apostrophes.

Whenever he talks jive, it turns into ivronics: What is up, my brothers? Do you 'home-eez' have enough 'scrilla' to get into the club? Shit, I have been busting my ass all week, and I do not make enough 'cheddar' to buy 'cabbage.' I am not down with that. Do you understand what I am trying to say?

ivronics by Paris Satanus January 1, 2008

ivoryonia 

Ivoryonia is a bomb ass female with a phat ass and gives bomb ass head. She goofy asf but is also caring and lovinv she also has a heart of gold despite her heartless demeanor. She can be a real blessing or a complete curse. To know her is to love her so if you get her keep her.

She has an amazing personality must be a ivoryonia..

ivoryonia by Ivybaby April 13, 2017

Ivorybonics 

A language spoke by white rednecks.

He spoke ivorybonics instead of ebonics.

Ivorybonics by Tone-Tone December 6, 2017

Ivronics

The opposite of Ebonics;white speech.It involves speaking with proper english and enunciate while using slang,mainly slang made up by caucasians.It can be easily recognized when a person tries to sound cool but sounds quite white and corny.

white kid: hey bro,what is up?
black kid: um nothin much,man. whats good with you?
white kid: feeling better,had the squirts just yesterday.
black kid: what?
white kid: nevermind dude....hey do you know if anything is popping tonight,home boy?
black kid: haha look man,i know you wanna sound cool n shit but the ivronics only makes you sound hella corny.

Ivronics by sfGIANT89 November 13, 2011