ivoronics

Language used primarily by whites, or that is characteristic of western-European ghettos. (Not necessarily discriminatory or racist.)

What is he, Texan? Tennessee, maybe? I can barely follow his ivoronics.

ivoronics by Mike Pritt September 7, 2007

Ivronics

Meaning white talk; opposite of Ebonics.
basically language from the 1950's. See: Leave It To Beaver for more info.

Wow Sandy Sue, that movie was swell.
Jimmy is a bright and keen math student.
Matthew, doesn't she look terrific?
How are you all doing today?

Ivronics by Steven Welch October 30, 2004

ivonics 

The caucasian paralell to ebonics, basically whitespeech. Make frequent use of the word, "dude," "sup" and "football!!!" Less creative than its pigmentally gifted brother, it is slowly being abandoned by more impressionable white people for evonics, a cross of the two spoken by wankstas.

Aw dude, lets play some football! Yee-haw!

ivonics by Macadaciouse November 7, 2004

ivorics 

A white, caucasian, or anglo manner of speaking. Similar in meaning to but racially unique from ebonics. Also known as "The King's English," a reference to the language used in the King James version of the Bible, written in England in 1611.

Unlike Jim, who speaks in fluent ebonics, Bob speaks nothing but ivorics. Bob was out of place in the ghetto because of his ivoric manner of speaking.

ivorics by accu May 2, 2005

ivoryonics 

n. a dialect of English spoken by rural southern caucasians. Actually quite closely related to Ebonics.

Ivoryonics.
Server: Y'awnt sum vittles? Hah'bout sumpin ta wet-cher-wissle?
Patron: Ah rekkin all git uh coldbeer and some tots, y'a dont mind.

Translation to English.
Server: Do you want something to eat? What about something to drink?
Patron: I suppose I will have a beer and some hash-browns, if that is alright.

ivoryonics by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006

ivonics 

Has gained legitamancy now that Webster-Merriam dictionary now includes "nukular" as a proper pronunciation of nuclear thanks to prez Bush Jr.

"We must show strategery in dealing with 'nukular' powers", Bush said.

ivonics by mrmulan May 13, 2005

ivonics 

Derived from the word "ivory," similar to "ebonics."

Definition: white people lingo

I pride myself on being able to sound semi-articulate when communicating with a professor, however, when I'm get wit my homies, it's like total ivonics up in herrrr.

ivonics by Lexi-Lulu December 4, 2009