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iTroll
An annoying Mac user who is in love with Steve Jobs and Apple and constantly has to remind you that any issue you are currently having with your PC/Music Player/Dishwasher could be easily resolved if you just switched to Apple.
"Hexx0r_jobs is such an iTroll, every time I come onto the forum to ask a question about my PC, he tells me I can resolve the issue by getting a Mac. What an asshole!"
iTroll by theadamsegal October 14, 2009
ITAOTS
The most highly recognised album by the group Neutral Milk Hotel. Its album artwork is somewhat an Internet meme. ITAOTS stands for the album's title: In The Aeroplane Over The Sea.
Guy 1: Dude! I found this really odd and obscure album! It's called In the Aeroplane-
Guy 2: ITAOTS? I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRRIIIISST.
Guy 2: ITAOTS? I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRRIIIISST.
ITAOTS by It's a Fucking Drum July 22, 2011
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Introtainment
1) The act of introtaining; thinking about something funny to yourself either to pass the time or to tune out a present situation, usually to the point of laughing or smiling to yourself.
2) The unintentional amusement provided by someone saying what's on their mind in a small, formal, public, gathering of strangers--like in line at the bank or in an elevator.
2) The unintentional amusement provided by someone saying what's on their mind in a small, formal, public, gathering of strangers--like in line at the bank or in an elevator.
1) (In History class)
Phillip:
Dude, what are you laughing at? The teachers looking at you.
James:
Oh, what? Sorry, I was just thinking of this one episode of Steve Harvey Show when Levita goes to Ceddie, she goes...
Phillip:
Dude, just tell me later...
Teacher:
Shhhh!
2) (In line at the check cashing spot)
James:
Oh, so Levita goes to Ceddie she goes...
Phillip:
Dude, check it out...
Crazy Drunk Dude:
You know why we gotta stand in this long ass line on Labor day? Give me one reason why they only got one guy workin' up in here! I'll give you a reason, because they want black people to suffer, that's why!
Crazy Drunk Lady:
Shut up you! Whatever I give you you'd better duck it! Now HUSH!
Crazy Drunk Dude:
I feel sorry for your husband you old Bat...
James:
Now that's good introtainment.
Phillip:
Yomp.
Phillip:
Dude, what are you laughing at? The teachers looking at you.
James:
Oh, what? Sorry, I was just thinking of this one episode of Steve Harvey Show when Levita goes to Ceddie, she goes...
Phillip:
Dude, just tell me later...
Teacher:
Shhhh!
2) (In line at the check cashing spot)
James:
Oh, so Levita goes to Ceddie she goes...
Phillip:
Dude, check it out...
Crazy Drunk Dude:
You know why we gotta stand in this long ass line on Labor day? Give me one reason why they only got one guy workin' up in here! I'll give you a reason, because they want black people to suffer, that's why!
Crazy Drunk Lady:
Shut up you! Whatever I give you you'd better duck it! Now HUSH!
Crazy Drunk Dude:
I feel sorry for your husband you old Bat...
James:
Now that's good introtainment.
Phillip:
Yomp.
Introtainment by phylfo-jean September 8, 2009
irrotic
The act of being ironically and erratically erotic. Also referred to by none as a "funny fear boner".
irrotic by SugarLlama January 5, 2018
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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