Itchy Balls

One of the worst happenings known to mankind.

Bob: Hey, why are your hands in your pockets?
Jane: Oh I'm, trying to discreetly scratch my itchy balls

by the SUITer January 14, 2010

itchy balls auto

My balls have been itchy for days and I started sharing it with everyone I could including costumers I called a elderly costumer about his vehicle details and he answered the saying hey itchy balls auto what's going on with my car

Itchy balls auto hit how many I help you ? Is this an auto repair place ? Yes it itchy balls auto

by Creepydick July 31, 2023

itchy conga balls

when your balls are so itchy so u start playing the conga drums

some random guy : my balls itch why do they have to be so hairy
*random guy find conga drums*
some random guy : i hope this will help itch my balls
*starts playing the conga drums to help his itchy conga balls*

by leeisnotfunny November 6, 2021

My Balls Are Itchy

The definition of my balls are itchy literally means that your balls are itchy
So stop sitting on your ass googling the most worst shit u could possibly search and get a life u fatty

Guy: Yeah dude look away for a minute
Other guy: why?
Guy: Cause I gotta itch my balls real quick
Other Guy: Oh yeah no problem dude why didn’t u just say so?

Other thingy example

Guy: Hey u know what we should do
Dude: yeah what?
Guy: We should search up my balls are itchy in the urban dick
Dude: yeah sure but u know this is just gonna come up with nothing and ur gonna get known as being gay
Guy: Oh dude don’t worry dude, let’s search it up
Dude: Fine
*gets this definition*
Guy: Fuck

Also this was all wrote while itching my balls

by Morgan Boy June 27, 2020

My balls are itchy

Something an idiot called damian says on call with me all the time his very very small balls aren't actually itchy he just likes saying his balls are itchy

Me: im going to sleep now baby goodnight 🥺
Damian: UGHHH FUCK MY BALLS ARE ITCHY

by Damo_got_itchyballs July 1, 2021

My balls are itchy

A boner

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them

by Kalebbear June 29, 2017

my balls are itchy

When using the phrase " My balls are itchy ". It is to indicate specimens around you or whomever you directed it at that your genitals have an irritating sensation that makes you want to scratch.

"Hey my balls are itchy"
"Bro, my balls have been feeling itchy"

by viperkiller32 February 7, 2023