Itchy Balls

One of the worst happenings known to mankind.

Bob: Hey, why are your hands in your pockets?
Jane: Oh I'm, trying to discreetly scratch my itchy balls

by the SUITer January 14, 2010

Itchy Ball Syndrome

When the testicles become itchy and a scratch is needed. IBS stands for itchy ball syndrome. Only happens in males.

Person 1; I have ibs today

person 2: would you like me to help?

Person 3: I know someone who can help with your Itchy Ball Syndrome.

by Japher February 3, 2010

Itchy ball heaven

Heavenly feeling of relief from scratching itchy testicles.

You know this is itchy ball heaven (said in the change rooms)

by the real darkside of the moon October 7, 2018

itchy balls auto

My balls have been itchy for days and I started sharing it with everyone I could including costumers I called a elderly costumer about his vehicle details and he answered the saying hey itchy balls auto what's going on with my car

Itchy balls auto hit how many I help you ? Is this an auto repair place ? Yes it itchy balls auto

by Creepydick August 1, 2023

itchy conga balls

when your balls are so itchy so u start playing the conga drums

some random guy : my balls itch why do they have to be so hairy
*random guy find conga drums*
some random guy : i hope this will help itch my balls
*starts playing the conga drums to help his itchy conga balls*

by leeisnotfunny November 7, 2021