Itches 

When something or someone is itchy

My forehead itches

Itches by Itches June 16, 2018

itches 

like "bitches."

but bitchier.

itches, man. fuckin' itches.

itches by itchesgetstitches September 8, 2022

My Nose Itches 

1.) Someone is thining about you
2.) Someone wants to kiss you

Stop thinking about me.... youre making my nose itch

My Nose Itches by RaCHeL December 6, 2003

My peepee itches 

You have genital herpes

Alex: “my peepee itches”
Dr. Mario: “ you have genital herpes”

My peepee itches by pp McSandwich February 26, 2019

My pp itches 

some shrek nigga saying my pp itches and does a demonic dance

Shrek:we live in a society where... my pp itches
D E M O N I C D ANC E pp means penis

My pp itches by Randomguyok April 16, 2019

It itches. 

euphemism for "I have an S.T.D."

"Shit dogg I heard you banged Lil' Kim last weekend. She's a nasty slut and all, but she's pretty hot and has a nice rack. What you gotta say for yo' self playa?"
"It itches."

It itches. by Nick D April 19, 2003

My pp itches 

Usually said as an indicator that you have the symptoms of a genital infection and will probably die or lose all your money because of it.

Person 1: my pp itches

Person 2: I think you might have genital infection

Person 1: oops

My pp itches by Boot the hoot February 17, 2019