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ISTG but for Satanists, so it is I Swear to Satan.
Matt: "yo becky, you got a thicccc ass"
Becky: "Matt, ISTS if you ever try to hit on me again I will have Brad punch you in the face."
ISTS by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB March 21, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
Ists = I swear to sucuk
It’s a word that the most ppl that understand Turkish use.
(Sucuk is a very popular food in Turkey)
Turk 1: He really likes her
Turk 2: Ists
Ists by SucukAli September 30, 2019
The alternative to istg (I swear to God)

Ists is; I swear to Satan
Bro ists if you don’t stop chewing with your mouth open I will kill you..
Ists by Korokyama January 16, 2022

ists-ist 

(n.) A person who detests any kind of "-ist" (optimist, racist, sexist, feminist etc.). One who hates labeling of groups of people with similar views, interests, etc.
Richard believes that anything labeled under the "-ist" category is less than honorable and overall untrustworthy; he is an ists-ist.
ists-ist by UWereURUMass December 7, 2010

ists moment 

immature sensitive-to-sex moment
when you feel giddy or overreact to moments related to sex or love
He's pretty sexy
whaaaaaaat??
bruh ists moment

Teleportation-through-time-ists 

Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.
The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.

sicology (ist/s)

a term used for scientology - scientologists - dianeticians - dianetics - a thoroughly foul debased sickness. But please remember THEY ARE NOT A CULT - THEY DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MANIPULATE / BRAIN WASH / HYPNOTISE potentials and remember they ARE DEFINATELY NOT A CULT - one cannot not stress that more THEY ARE'NT NOT A CULT got it!
Look at that sad ass sicology (ist/s) trying to get that girl to take a pseudo / psychological personality test - you know what I'd feel really bad if they ever picked on me for one of those tests because it proves their trainings alerted them to some form of perceived psychological vulnerability they've been trained to notice about me as a person - as a individual.How sick is that!
sicology (ist/s) by maenads_uk July 14, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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