Isotine

1. The term you use when you don’t know when to use quarantine or isolation.

2. A germ you use when you want to keep people away from you.

1- I don’t know what the difference between quarantine and isolation is, and the CDC ain’t so clear on the difference, so I just use “isotine” now.

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Person 1: Bro you wanna hang out?

Person 2: No, I don’t feel like it.

Person 1: Really, can I just come over and talk and bitch about my issues?

Person 2: Bro I’m in isotine!

Person 1: Oh ok, now I won’t be an annoying asshole bitch that talks to you about all my bitchy problems.

Person 2:😉👍

by Composer man April 25, 2022

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Isotoners

A outdoor rubber glove, used for gardening and yard work. The brand of gloves OJ couldn't fit on his hands during his murder trial.

Joe: I'm thinking of getting these isotoners to do some yard work

Bob: Good idea, plus if you kill someone and they get wet they'll shrink and you'll be acquitted.

by Randyt13 June 22, 2013

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Isotoners

Gloves, referencing to the ones in the OJ murders.

OJ wore isotoners when he killed a bitch.

by Zach=BAMF October 23, 2007

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isotired

The origins of this word goes back to an episode of Comedy Central's South Park. In the episode depicting tolerance in the aptly named Museum of Tolerance, the boys find what appears to be a sterotypical Mexican sleeping on the job in wax form. However, they accidentally rouse him. This is where the word is born. He says, "Isotired buay". It was started by I in its informal manner when I said my friend was always sotired. Since then, anyone across the whole state of Texas, Mexico, and the Continental USA uses this term.

Guy: "Hey man, you want to go see a movie tonight?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, isotired..."

by Chile3000 September 22, 2005

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