Island car

Are often passed from friend to friend - dents and scrapes are mandatory - buy a nice seat cover at least for the driver side - Do not repaint or get the dents fixed - do not lend it to a friend unless they are agreeable to a cash replacement - stay left and aim at something cheap.

My island car crapped out on me on my way to work.

Island car by c_notes_ April 3, 2017

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Rhode Island car jack

Where a women from Rhode Island aggressively jacks you off whilst you are under her car fixing it.

Diana gave me the best Rhode Island car jack in the repair shop yesterday!

Rhode Island car jack by Blueberrywaffles69 November 3, 2022

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Rhode Island Carwash

Put a chick in a bathtub and jump up on the sides with one foot on each side. Starting on one end, Squat and slowly walk down the sides of the tub while dumping all over her. When you get to the end turn around and make your way back to the other side while pissing off all your poo.

My dream is to one day Rhode Island Carwash your mom.

Rhode Island Carwash by kpthook1012 October 28, 2013