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Bobby Chong (same character from ISF) has just finished his highschool year and decides he wants to go into post-secondary. He seeks his school counselor for adivce, she looks at his transcripts, rubs her eyes once, then twice, and bursts out laughing. Bobby Chong is confused, the counselor is still laughing but this time in a sorta pitty way. She looks at him and says hunny you have ISE. Bobby Chong looks clueless and snags his transcript away from the counselor, he takes a glance without saying anything nor swearing but he has the look of embarrsement on his face,and soon a shed of tear drops. To save himself some face and dignity; Bobby Chong walks out the door with his head down and thinks to himself....."SON OF A BITCH! FIRST ISF, AND NOW ISE, I F*CKIN NEED TO RE-EVALUATE MY LIFE"
ISE by JNL January 12, 2005
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Internet Simplified English (also Internet Stupefied English) is a set of grammatical and spelling rules which aim to aid the mentally impaired people in their everyday Internet communication.
Allen: to all des fools out here u dnt wat a true friend is n if u think u do trust me u dnt
Betty: We don't speak ISE here, Allen.
Allen: ise wot r u talkin about u dumb or sumtn
ISE by wayward April 5, 2007
Related Words
isekai Isela ISE isexual iSean Isei Isek iSex ised Isekai'd
Ise is Dutch name for girls and is derived from the more populair name Isa. Ises usually have two sides. She can be the sweetest friend you’ve ever had or the meanest backstabbing bitch alive. One day Ise is the prettiest girl at the party, the other day she looks like she’s been hit by a truck.

But either way, you want Ise as your friend. No matter how she feels, looks or acts, she’ll always have your back.
Ise is a little hoe
Ise by geminiftw May 25, 2022
The best person ever who is always there for you no matter what and is the sweetest person to ever exist❤️❤️❤️
I don’t need a definition for Ise 🙄
Ise by Nokinonoka September 18, 2022

ise brum 

nnse
“who’s ise brum?”
“nnse”
ise brum by howie mandela! August 9, 2019

ise krim 

Teisti swit kold fod
Person 1:du yu wan 2 it ise krim?

Person 2:yis eat very yami
ise krim by I❤isekrim December 20, 2023

Prom Ise 

A phrase sneaky assholes use to cheat themselves out of promises, however, they haven't read this and don't realise they must keep their 'Prom Ise'.
Person 1: I prom ise to do this thing as long as you do this other thing. *Person 2 does the other thing then asks for the first person to follow up on their side*Person 1: No.
Prom Ise by theworldlasa January 14, 2018