A commonly used phrase on social networking sites and forums, meaning "use said page", in either an aggressive or kindact dependent on the preconception.
A phrase said when someone asks you to explain something that:
A) They should know.
B) is not worth your time to explain.
C) is to long to explain.
D) you don't know.
A way to admonish a person who derails an Internet conversation by demanding the definition for commonly used words or phrases instead of taking a minute or two to simply look it up on Wikipedia.
"Last night I was playing WoW with some friends and these two Undead Rogues came out of nowhere and ganked me."
"What the hell is WoW and what is ganking?"
"WoW = World of Warcraft, ganking = player killing. Wikipedia is your friend, dude."
A phrase people say when they see or have nice cleavage. Everybody wants to see it or have it!!!
Joel was sipping on his coffee when a lady with some serious presentation strolled in the cafe. He gawked at what was exposed in her tank-top and declared, "Cleavage is your friend! Coffee for everybody on me - including Chesty MacDoogal!!!"
just means that when you are working 8 hours a day, you need a break to sit down on a chair but are not really supposed to because if you just sit there you are idle and that is not good for productivity...
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).