Irrigation irritation 

When your significant other is horny 24/7 and you’re starting to get annoyed with it.

Dude, my girlfriend is giving me a serious case of Irrigation Irritation

Irrigation irritation by Loganruleslarge November 18, 2020

Advert Irritation

Advert irritation is a symptom of Counterproductive Advertising and is what happens when an advertisement is incorrectly targeted or when an advert is seen too frequently. There are two possible reasons why this happens:

1 The advertiser believes that screening the advert at every opportunity will increase sales; research by In Skin Media and RAPP Media shows that it just annoys people and makes them less likely to buy.
2 The belief that an advert made for the United States’ will be successful in the United Kingdom. The reasoning being that because UK customers understand the language in which the advert is made, they’ll identify with the product and everything else will fall into place. The advert may be well presented, but the customers are irritated by it either because the concept is alien or the presenter is unfamiliar.
The worst possible scenario is incorrect targeting and too frequent exposure. This happened with an advert for Lenor fabric softener screened in the UK during 2015. Originally made for the US market, it featured a minor American actress, Amy Sidaris, who was unknown in the UK; Sidaris’ manner was very much “in your face” which didn’t go down well with the more reserved UK customer base. A typical reaction of people watching was “who does this blonde bimbo with the big bristols and the weird accent think she is telling me how to do my washing?” This irritated reaction to the advert means that the customer is less likely to buy the product.

An incorrectly targeted advert, or one shown too frequently, results in advert irritation and lost sales.

Advert Irritation by AKACroatalin June 27, 2015

Faclonic Irrigation 

The act of clearing all the shit Facebook applications out of your profile.

It took me four hours to complete my Faclonic Irrigation, man was there alot of shit in my Facebook!

Faclonic Irrigation by DrLoveNuts August 3, 2009

irrigation penis 

Your IP is your irrigation penis.
You don't allow anyone to know what your irrigation penis is.
Having someone else know your IP means you're subject to humiliation.

1: Yo, what's your IP?
2: You're not allowed to know my irrigation penis, I won't fall for your tricks

irrigation penis by irrigationpenisman January 4, 2021

Golden irrigation 

To urinate in someone's anus during anal intercourse.

Man are those two doin golden irrigation?! Dude!

Golden irrigation by alistairtwoandahalf July 3, 2008

vampiric irrigation 

When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.

Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.

vampiric irrigation by gs1994 March 2, 2009

colonic irrigation

A procedure to cleanse the inside workings by jetting off streams of hot water up the anus of a patient, and then vacuuming out the shit. Also known as coffee.

Crocodile Dundee:"Mate, isn't a colonic where someone sticks a hosepipe up your arse?"

colonic irrigation by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004