Iron Slide

A game in which a person in a wheelchair is captured and then rolled down an icy hill. Points are awarded based on length of time before crashing and straightness of line carved by terrified paraplegic.

I'm bored of bestiality, let's play Iron Slide!

by Oskar (not the Grouch) May 17, 2008

Ironsided

The process by which Michael Ironside kills people.

Michael Ironside: Yo bitch! You 'bout to get Ironsided.

by gabs1515 October 22, 2010

Ironside

1) A 1970's cop drama about a crime fighting cripple in a wheelchair.

2) An insult to hurl at arrogant cripples who think you owe them something.

See also: dalek

Cripple: Urghl! these parking spaces are for wheelchair users only! I'm speaking to security about this.
You: Fuck you Ironside!

by Baron Von Batwing January 7, 2005

Brazilian ironsides

a sexual act in which the male ejaculates into the female, then kicks her in the ribs, then yells "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL"

Both my big toe and throat are still bothering me from giving my girlfriend the Brazilian ironsides last night.

by Throbbing Monster February 11, 2009

Ironside Computers

Ironside Compunters (or just Ironside) is a company that makes computer using parts they find in their work space. Sometimes with their parts they will put their logo on them. Most people who found Ironside is from their sponsorships with youtubers / twitch streams for example iSorrowproductions.

Person looking for a computer: "I have been wanting to look for a pre-built computer, what is a good company that makes them?"
Person that has a computer from Ironside Computers: "You should get a computer from Ironside Computers and use code isowwer for 5% off."

by AdamNěco January 27, 2021

Ironsides

Term for a cripple in a wheelchair.

Hey, look over there, Joe! It's ol' ironsides.

by Ironsidez May 23, 2011

Adam Ironside

Giga Chad.

A head so reflective that you could send a 4K image over it.

Q: Why can't I see?

A: Adam Ironside is standing in the sunlight.

by CommieInMyAss February 11, 2022