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A beautiful place, sadly haunted by by flabby old perverted western men who want to do things that would get them hung in their own communities.
Never trust anyone who has been to thailand more than twice.
" So i heard Dave got such a bad infestation of genital warts , his cock dropped off, then he got hacked to death by thai villagers. Serves him right , the dirty nonce"
by Baron Von Batwing January 15, 2005

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Moldovan band who produced the dangerously addictive Dragostea din tei, otherwise known as the noma noma song.
There is a famous video clip of a fat boy really enjoying it that can be seen on Newgrounds etc.
Hello on a cellphone, greetings, it's me, an outlaw,
I ask you, my love, to accept happiness.
Hello, hello, it's me, Picasso,
I sent you a beep cellphone signal, and I'm brave or strong,
But you should know that I'm not asking for anything from you

Chorus from Dragostea din tei , roughly translated
by Baron Von Batwing January 14, 2005

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1) A scary creature
2) An ugly woman
3) A crap film about a ropey old killer lesbian
4) A large shit
5) A large penis
6) Anything large
"Daniel dropped his pants, it was a fucking monster!!"
by Baron Von Batwing January 15, 2005

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1) A 1970's cop drama about a crime fighting cripple in a wheelchair.

2) An insult to hurl at arrogant cripples who think you owe them something.

See also: dalek
Cripple: Urghl! these parking spaces are for wheelchair users only! I'm speaking to security about this.
You: Fuck you Ironside!
by Baron Von Batwing January 07, 2005

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1) A small amount of watery excrement that shouldn't be in your underpants but is.
Arse genies manifest for no known reason, not because of shock or following through when you attempt to pass wind or any other legitimate reason for shitting yourself. Very often the first a person will know of their arse genie is a slippery sensation between the arse cheeks when walking which is often mistaken for sweat. It is only when they go to wipe the sweat away and realise that it is brown that they know they have a genie.

2) An actual genie that that may attempt to persuade you to rub their rusty sherrifs badge in exchange for wishes.
"What the fuck is this? I don't seem to recal shitting meself today?"
by Baron Von Batwing January 06, 2005

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Another phrase for a mans scrotum.
I found a baby hedgehog in the park the other day and took it home only to find a naked man attatched to it.
by Baron Von Batwing January 14, 2005

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A French turd burglar
The French are such a bunch of merde berglares
by Baron Von Batwing January 12, 2005

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