Irlam

Irlam is a place where all the boys think they are built like brick shithouses and all the girls look like tangerines. They all sit on a park and smoke shit weed and get pissed because they are all rock solid and should not be messed with.
yo come blue bomb g , gonna get pissed cos we from irlam innit bruvva
by pussy licker 55 June 06, 2021
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Irlam is a shit ole full of inbreds with 11 toes. they sit in a blue box smoking pondash weed and finger eachothers bum holes
fuck irlam
by fuck irlam October 08, 2020
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irlam

Place full of sound people who are always off their nut on Charlie and dole dossers, every person you meet always says “I can’t wait till I get out of Irlam
Fuck that I’d never live in Irlam
by Irlam dosser February 13, 2019
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Irlam is a shit ole full of inbreds with 11 toes. they sit in a blue box smoking pondash weed and finger eachothers bum holes
fuck irlam
by fuck irlam October 08, 2020
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Irlam shuffle

When you are touching cloth but the faeces in your back passage is of a pure liquid state so you have to squeeze your buttocks to maintain water tightness.
Ey up there goes Dave doing the Irlam Shuffle, he's got a 50/50 chance of making the shitters at that pace!
by Vorest-avenger December 19, 2021
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Irlams of the height

Full Of Dirty Little Scumbags That Mess With The Aldi Security Guard Cause they think there funny

All Have Anging Long Perms
by G48M October 22, 2020
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Irlam and Cadishead academy

ICA is a shit school full of shit teachers. Everyone hates that fucking place and the head teachers an alcoholic
by H8school332 November 13, 2019
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