Vorest-avenger's definitions

Phil-Smithing

When an angler hears of a notable catch, he immediately enquires as to where it was caught, how it was caught and what swim it was caught in.

I see Andy had a dub last night from the severn......How long till Benso is Phil-smithing it??

by Vorest-avenger January 1, 2022

aston villa plastic fan

When you are a supporter of villa but you don't dare get out the confines of your house to go to such a shit hole of a ground.

I see Lee's a villa supporter! Yes but he's an Aston villa plastic fan ! He won't venture from the confines of Fladbury to get mugged and watchtower lose!

by Vorest-avenger December 21, 2021

jevii

A neanderthal looking creature that roams the forest of Dean looking to harvest manglewurzle. Although happy on two legs it can often be seen on four....very well known for its shiny pelt.

Christ Sim I saw a jevii last night with a barleycorn of manglewurzle in tow, it near fright the life out of me.

by Vorest-avenger March 1, 2022

berry hill bugler

A lone bugler who at the start and end of the fishing season is seen naked and horns in the start and end of the fishing season.

It's the glorious 16th, no doubt the Berry Hill bugler will sound off at midnight.....it always haunts me as the tunes sound around the severn

by Vorest-avenger March 4, 2022

Ajiffniff

When you're badged SAS former DSF and now CGS and you don't have the time or care to define words you can pretty much do what you want !

Alfie should use his ajiffniff to make sure people who used payday loans their money back.

by Vorest-avenger February 16, 2022

Irlam shuffle

When you are touching cloth but the faeces in your back passage is of a pure liquid state so you have to squeeze your buttocks to maintain water tightness.

Ey up there goes Dave doing the Irlam Shuffle, he's got a 50/50 chance of making the shitters at that pace!

by Vorest-avenger December 19, 2021

Telfordian Tundra

A micro climate so severe it makes the antarctic look like a summer holiday in Navarre Spain.

Christ on a bike, Sams just rung in, despite his Nissan Bavaria the Telfordian Tundra has reduced his semi capable 4x4 into a wheel spinning machine! We won't see that kid until the big thaw!

by Vorest-avenger December 16, 2021