Vorest-avenger's definitions

Phil-Smithing

When an angler hears of a notable catch, he immediately enquires as to where it was caught, how it was caught and what swim it was caught in.

I see Andy had a dub last night from the severn......How long till Benso is Phil-smithing it??

by Vorest-avenger January 1, 2022

Manglewurzle

The forest of Dean slang for marujuana, Mary Jane's tobacco!

Did you see Jevii last night? He was bombed out of his head on an ounce of manglewurzle!!

by Vorest-avenger December 15, 2021

Telfordian Tundra

A micro climate so severe it makes the antarctic look like a summer holiday in Navarre Spain.

Christ on a bike, Sams just rung in, despite his Nissan Bavaria the Telfordian Tundra has reduced his semi capable 4x4 into a wheel spinning machine! We won't see that kid until the big thaw!

by Vorest-avenger December 16, 2021

Autochunky

A brummie expression for when you excitedly type too fast and muck up the spelling royally

Did you see that text Sim sent last night, cor blimey it was full of autochunkys!

by Vorest-avenger December 17, 2021

Irlam shuffle

When you are touching cloth but the faeces in your back passage is of a pure liquid state so you have to squeeze your buttocks to maintain water tightness.

Ey up there goes Dave doing the Irlam Shuffle, he's got a 50/50 chance of making the shitters at that pace!

by Vorest-avenger December 19, 2021

aston villa plastic fan

When you are a supporter of villa but you don't dare get out the confines of your house to go to such a shit hole of a ground.

I see Lee's a villa supporter! Yes but he's an Aston villa plastic fan ! He won't venture from the confines of Fladbury to get mugged and watchtower lose!

by Vorest-avenger December 21, 2021

Ajiffniff

When you're badged SAS former DSF and now CGS and you don't have the time or care to define words you can pretty much do what you want !

Alfie should use his ajiffniff to make sure people who used payday loans their money back.

by Vorest-avenger February 16, 2022