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Irish Reach-Around 

When a female licks a mans butthole while jerking him off into a pint of Guiness and then she chugs the beer.
Person 1: She was drinking more semen than Guiness after that Irish Reach-Around!

Person 2: At least that will wash down the taste of your butthole bro!
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Irish reach-around 

The obligatory act of trading drinks at a bar based on a feeling of obligation when one party shows the generous act of buying the first drink.
Austin: "Get Eddie and me a beer."
Eddie: "Lemme get Austin and me a beer back."
Bartender: "ah. . . The old Irish reach-around."
Irish reach-around by nacko420 October 20, 2017

Irish Reach-around 

Asking someone to return a favour that you haven't done for them yet. i.e. "Yes, I will dog-sit for you at some time probably. By the way, here's my dog. You have to look after her while I go on a mid-week trip to New York."
I can't believe Colin had the nerve to give me an Irish Reach-around. I have to look after his dog because he made a vague promise to look after mine in the future.

Irish ReachAround 

An Irish ReachAround is when doing someone from behind, you administer an object (usually a dildo) up your own anus.
John had all the fun last night, he gave himself and Irish ReachAround.
Irish ReachAround by frubly March 27, 2007
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