Irish girl

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Irish girls are pale, and have light eyes. Usually light blue or green.
They are extremely beautiful and attract attention wherever they go.

They are incredibley intelligent and successful.

They normally have no bum, but they do have boobs.

They LOVE to party

If you find yourself an irish girl, keep her and never let go. You will never get a better girl.

"I think I'll ask out that irish girl"
"Good luck, everyone is after her"

Irish girl by Ryanybohy December 20, 2014

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Irish Girl

Pale-skinned, feisty, strong-willed, proud and horny temptresses that know how to treat a man and have a rockin good time. Usually try to pass themselves off as innocent angels yet the twinkle in their green eyes says it all. Loyal to the core these girls will stand beside their man no matter the situation. Cute button noses too.

guy: "Oww, I think I twisted my ankle."
Irish girl: "Here baby, put your arm around my shoulder I'll support you while you walk."
Asshole on the street: "Hey girl, teaching the toddler how to walk?"
Irish Girl: "Fuck you dickhead. I take care of my man!"

Irish Girl by foot-long Jon October 9, 2008

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a girl named irish

A girl named irish is the best girl around she has a good heart and her personality is off the charts. She is commited to her relationships and cares alot about people. A girl named irish is loveing and alwaysewants to help people so find a girl like her and u will be happy.make her feel special and wanted bec she will alwayse return the favor.

Booty. Beautiful. Kind. A girl named irish

a girl named irish by That girl from last night December 21, 2016

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Iris (Girl version)

real short girl with tight pussy
probably Scottish

Constantly insults partner and is usually a lesbian

She’s an Iris (Girl version) bitch

Iris (Girl version) by Hitlersdad45 June 12, 2020

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Irish girlfriend

A dirty little secret.

True statement. I used that for my Irish girlfriend a few years back

Irish girlfriend by Pantsandshirts January 5, 2017

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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