Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Irretextable 

A type of person that you simply cannot resist but text
They are usually somebody that is interesting and messaging goes beyond "Hey, how was your day?" "Good! How was yours!?"
Oh my god Tanya, you are just so god damn irretextable! Stop being so awesome you irretextable cevapci!
Irretextable by Cevapci muncher June 14, 2013
Related Words
Iriet • irie • iriot • Irita • idiet • iiretro_rblx • irieanna • iriella • Irieona • irit
The emotional arc that begins with rage against the status quo, global warming, human trafficking, man's inhumanity to man, political corruption, The elimination of Gene Simmons from the Apprentice, etc, and ends with listlessly leaning back in your chair and turning up your Ipod.
MI5 was able to construct a time machine and hatched a plan to prevent the decline of the British Empire. Fully loaded solar powered Nanos would be sent back to Philadelphia in 1773, to New Delhi in 1902, to Dublin in 1910, and to Quebec and Sydney in 1860. Quebec and Sydney were dropped from the plan a few moments later, as no one in the room could think of a reason why they should bother. see also iRiot prevention.
iRiot by gateskeeper January 25, 2008
A beautiful, loving, social, manageable person who will be by your side till the end.
Iriel by The Dereto life February 4, 2018
to be at total peace with your current state of being. The way you feel when you have no worries.
Everyting is irie mon
irie by Brian October 20, 2003

iretomiwa 

A very sweet personality, she is always ready to give her all, very supportive of friends and family, goal oriented ,smart .people often take advantage of her because she has a good heart.
Get you a Iretomiwa and your life will never remain thesame
iretomiwa by Kolosky February 1, 2020
Literally the prettiest girl out there! She has multiple friends and is very good at making eye contact. She's an amazing listener and will put up with ANYTHING you do or day. Even if your a pain in the left cheek sometimes, she will still love you for who you are truly deep down inside. Iriella is the best with relationships and will no mater what, text you back. She will usually have a dirty mind which isn't always bad ;)
Yoooo, talked to her a few days ago and she is the nicest person I've ever met! Yup, that's Iriella
iriella by Her Boifriend June 6, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Next