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a disorder in which the inhabitant ignores people while listening to his ipod, causes inhabitant to pretend not to hear people, when he/she knows your talking to him, also refered to as being an asshole

caused by a parisite known as ipods

list of parisites: ipod shuffle, ipod 30gb, ipod 40gb, ipod nano, ipod mini, and all other ipods


mother:i think somethings wrong with my son!
doctor: you son has a severe case of ipoditis
mother:is there a cure:
doctor: yeah (takes ipod and smashes it)
kid: what the hell are you doing!?
doctor: withdrawl symptoms should last about a week...
ipoditis by johnathan in alabama January 2, 2007
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A condition that affects a person while listening to their ipod/mp3. The condition prohibits the user from hearing anything or anyone. Can lead to other conditions such as being hit by traffic.
Brad: Hey john!
Harry: Dude, he cant hear, hes got ipoditis...
Brad: Oh, Damn it
iPoditis by bsindada September 13, 2008
Related Words
The inability to listen to one song for more then 1 minute
Jo: Stop switching songs!
Andy: sorry man, I have iPoditis!
iPoditis by Jamodasnorlax November 11, 2009

ipaditis 

A sensation of numbness or pain in the dorsal (top) side of your upper arm due to exertion of tendons while holding up one's iPad to work. This is similar to carpal tunnel, but on the other side of one's arm.
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ipaditis by campers28 May 9, 2011

ipaditis 

"iPaditis" A state of mind where sufferers need to detach from reality, to go online into a virtual world.
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