iPodot 

Refers to people who disconnect from the rest of the world as they walk around by connecting to their iPodot. They're like living robots.

An iPodot cannot make it through a day without being hooked up to an iPod.

To an iPodot, an iPod is literally another appendage.

"When I was driving home today, I almost ran over an iPodot crossing the road because it couldn't hear me honking!"

iPodot by jhcmc August 24, 2008

ipodoclast 

One who bucks the zeitgeist and listens to a CD player instead of MP3s.

That fellow is an ipodoclast.

ipodoclast by Frasier Nutzov February 7, 2007

Ipodiot

Ipod-iot n. 1) Person who listens to their Ipod or other personal music devices at too high a volume resulting in possible partial or complete hearing loss and disability. 2) Person who listens to their Ipod, personal music or gaming device or cell phone with headphones at too high a volume and is distracted from their surrounding environment leading to and, or, causing injury and accident to themselves or others. 3) Person who dies or wins Darwin Award because they listen to their Ipod or other personal music devices at too high a volume and lose situational awareness resulting in their own death.

The Ipodiot won the Darwin Award and died when she crossed the street into oncoming traffic because she wasn't paying attention and her Ipod was too loud so she didn't hear the horn on the cement truck that killed her.

Ipodiot by bburgis November 13, 2009

ipodaton 

A person listening to a portable digital audio player that is oblivious to his or her surroundings.

That ipodaton is going to get hit by a car.

ipodaton by Peter Z December 28, 2008

ipoditis

a disorder in which the inhabitant ignores people while listening to his ipod, causes inhabitant to pretend not to hear people, when he/she knows your talking to him, also refered to as being an asshole

caused by a parisite known as ipods

list of parisites: ipod shuffle, ipod 30gb, ipod 40gb, ipod nano, ipod mini, and all other ipods

mother:i think somethings wrong with my son!
doctor: you son has a severe case of ipoditis
mother:is there a cure:
doctor: yeah (takes ipod and smashes it)
kid: what the hell are you doing!?
doctor: withdrawl symptoms should last about a week...

ipoditis by johnathan in alabama January 2, 2007

ipodology 

The belief that you've downloaded the perfect song array to your ipod and it is now the center of the universe.

I think I've achieved Ipodology. If I push play and I haven't plugged in my headphones does it still make a noise ? Ohhhhhmmmmmm.

ipodology by gimbo June 6, 2007

iPoditis

A condition that affects a person while listening to their ipod/mp3. The condition prohibits the user from hearing anything or anyone. Can lead to other conditions such as being hit by traffic.

Brad: Hey john!
Harry: Dude, he cant hear, hes got ipoditis...
Brad: Oh, Damn it

iPoditis by bsindada September 13, 2008