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Ebonics for the English phrase "I don't even...". Often used by people who do not understand the basic conventions of the English language such as periods, capitals, spelling, and words.
"ion even no but naah will me and ryan-john r cool.."
"ion even no whi wee tlk wif gruntz an nat nglish"
ion even by I'm chait October 17, 2011
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Ion Even know 

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Ebonics. Slang way of saying I don't know when you are completely clueless without any idea of what to say.
If you goin 80 miles and hour, how long would it take you to go 80 miles?

Bruh. Ion even know.
Ion Even know by The Mils Edition September 14, 2016

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Ion even know by Realonionpeeling February 12, 2022

ionevenkno

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ionevenkno by ionevenkno February 28, 2022

ionevenknow 

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Slang for i don't even know
Bruh ionevenknow how to do this😭

IonEvenKno

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The expresion you can use when somebody asks a weird or hard cuestion. Also useable when you're high as fuck
-Bro, what's the square root of 2?

-Dayum, IonEvenKno
IonEvenKno by Sgt. Pepper himself December 5, 2023
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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

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SkyPesos 

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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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