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Ebonics for the English phrase "I don't even...". Often used by people who do not understand the basic conventions of the English language such as periods, capitals, spelling, and words.
"ion even no but naah will me and ryan-john r cool.."
"ion even no whi wee tlk wif gruntz an nat nglish"
ion even by I'm chait October 17, 2011
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Ion Even know 

Ebonics. Slang way of saying I don't know when you are completely clueless without any idea of what to say.
If you goin 80 miles and hour, how long would it take you to go 80 miles?

Bruh. Ion even know.
Ion Even know by The Mils Edition September 14, 2016

Ion even know 

Ion even know by Realonionpeeling February 12, 2022

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ionevenkno by ionevenkno February 28, 2022

ionevenknow 

Slang for i don't even know
Bruh ionevenknow how to do this😭

IonEvenKno

The expresion you can use when somebody asks a weird or hard cuestion. Also useable when you're high as fuck
-Bro, what's the square root of 2?

-Dayum, IonEvenKno
IonEvenKno by Sgt. Pepper himself December 5, 2023
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