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The phenomenon that occurs when a penis shrivels up and shrinks so much that it actually becomes tiny and hard. Usually due to being in the extreme cold or from seeing something disgusting.
Jesus Christ it's freezing outside, my penis just shrank itself into a 1-inch inverted boner!
by CptPoopants February 16, 2012
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