Invega

A medication a psychiatrist gives you if he/she doesn't like you or has a gripe against you. It's basically throwing you down a well and closing it permanently to "fix" whatever issue you were having. Prepare to gain 30+ in a couple months and to never be able to achieve a natural erection ever again. Side effects will include losing all your friends, never leaving the house, complete genital numbness and involuntary celibacy. Your penis will shrivel up and die, never to be used again even after taking this injection even just one time. No matter how in-shape you are, your muscles will become weak and you'll find no reason to keep working out even if you have been doing it for years. Everywhere you go, everything that you do, you feel the dead shriveled meat in your pants. It would be like getting out of an ice cold pool 24/7. You will never get morning wood ever again. Prepare to give up on all of your future plans, your job, your sex life, and your love life. Your instinct to impress anyone will completely vanish. You will forget what being horny feels like.
(over text)
You: I just got into an argument with my psychiatrist and he ordered that I take invega injections.
Me: Did you do it?

You: Yes

6 months later

Me: hey I haven't heard from you in a while are you good?

9 months later:

Me: hey everything alright?
by PinheadLarry12385 September 13, 2022
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Invega

A very deadly antipsychotics shot if psychiatrist find you crazy if you or someone told him/her about crazy stuff. You will be forced to take shot. If you have took this shot tell your doctor to change soon as possible unless you got blue papered from judge.

More than two shot/recurring shot and you'll be incapacitate staying in bed all day unable to work or desire to eat/shower. Your personality will be gone and will cause ED. Life as you know will be gone unless you get better which will take time.

It will take 3 months minimum to recover from poison in your body system but probably need more time to recover. They said this shot last 30 days which isn't true it 90 day stay in system, possibly more. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.
Psychiatrist: Your sister told me you told her about people gangstalk you.

Me: You see, I got fired illegally. So I filed appeal against manager and manager doesn't like it so he contacted someone higher than him to send people to gangstalk to scare me hoping dropped the lawsuit appeal form against the company.

Psychiatrist: You're paranoid. That doesn't happen. They don't do that. You think you see and feel are real but isn't.

Me: Ok. (While keep being cool)

Psychiatrist: (left room to contact other psychiatrist and nurse) This guy is crazy. You need to pick invega shot and give him a shot for all cost.

Nurse: Ok I will do that.

Nurse walk in room give me a indirectly threat note (blue paper) if I refuse to take shot then court will issues me to go to mental hospital.

Me thinking: that fucking great now I had to play along with them if I want be out of hospital safely.

Nurse: are you ready to take shot?

Me: yes *while watching at door where security guard stand there stare at me*

Nurse: yay good job

Me thinking: I'm doomed but at least I didn't go to mental hospital. I'm safe now avoiding taking more antipsychotics shot. I will tell doctor not taking the shot anymore she should listen to me.
by Tylerpo2 January 28, 2025
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