inveg

Involuntary Vegetarian: someone who's vegetarian against their will or better judgement. Can happen when your life partner is vegetarian, refuses to handle meat and is responsible for all the food preparation in household. Your options are vegetarianism or starvation.

Buddy: "Dude, your food is missing the meat!"
InVeg: "Yeah, this is what got handed to me - I'm an inveg now"
Buddy: "Words fail me...."