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internet slang 

Internet slang is commonly used in website s that have online communitys such as forum boards or community irc lines. Such words often containe 3 letter, (a common patern noticed)
Ex1:
yo dwag u gotta see that desinger! hes like 1337 d00d, but that other d00d is a n00b, well i g2g mate...

Ex2:
rofl, thats so funny lmao!
internet slang by Chirs Stage June 17, 2005

internet-slang 

A kind of language which people most commonly use on internet, there are various types of internet slang including letter homophones (u r gd), punctuation (!?), capitalization (STOP!), onomatopoeic (hahaha) and emoticons (=]).
stop using internet-slang David! it will confuse you and you might start using it in real life!
internet-slang by Genesis930 October 26, 2013

internets slang 

A vernacular or speech characterized by several conventions, such as the deliberate misspelling of common words, gratuitous pluralization and the elevation of a concept called "The Lulz" (or spoken in Internets Slang, "Teh Lulz") to the level of godhood.

example of bastardization or deliberate misspelling of common words:
instead of "the", "teh".

instead of "more", "moar".
instead of "is", "iz"
this "iz" just a small sampling, and other words not normally bastardized or misspelled may be bastardized and misspelled, as long as "teh" resulting word "iz" lulzy. (funny)

example of "gratuitous pluralization":
instead of "woman", "womens" ex: i saw that pretty white womens walking down "teh" street.
these words elevated to the highest form of pluralization also apply to the normally pluralized
word:
ex: where da white womens at ex: white womens, black womens, theys all be womens

"Internets Slang" iz also characterized by "wut" (what in Internets Slang) teh unwashed uninitiated would call "incorrect tense"

ex: I will has teh cheeseburger n fries.

Many incorrectly mistake "Internets Slang" for teh ebonics. Internets Slang iz infinitely cooler and moar lulzy than teh ebonics, amirite....???????

(Internets Slang is also characterized by gratuitous pluralization, az in teh above sentence.)
It's not teh ebonics, it's that internets slang. You'd better get up on it.
internets slang by Packet Man December 4, 2014

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026