Internet Ink 

The blood we shed voluntary from the 26 veins of our laptops onto the Internet, the blood that leaves behind permanent stains on the carpets of our lives, permanent scars upon our reputations--our entire life stories and livelihoods serving as transfusions overfilling the veins that pump our vanity, delude us into believing our Facebook status amounts to more than 2 shits and a misfired cumshot that missed a face and hit the wall behind it. Privacy is a relic of the past, and everyone has to use the Internet, so be careful what you post. It's irremovable ink, and it can come back to bite you in the ass at any time.

Me: "You just wasted your life on the internet trying to convince people that you're someone. But you're unemployed, pissed your tuition on Natural Ice and have joined the endless ranks of manure for brains late 20/early 21st century Westerners living inside a cyber space galaxy, far, far, away."

-Jagoff of my generation: "I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about."

-Me: "Yeah, me neither. I'm a drug addict."

-Jagoff of my generation: "Urban Dictionary says you have to include the word you're defining in this example box."

-Me: "Why?"

Jagoff of my generation: "I dunno."

-Me: "Ok. Internet Ink."

Internet Ink by Edgar Allan Pill Popper February 20, 2011

interneting 

(verb)surfing the web, browsing through the internet,

Last night I was interneting and I found a website called Urban Dictionary.

interneting by JoAnna Young September 27, 2005

Interneting 

Verb; an action that one takes while using the internet.

Guy 1:' hey man what up?'

Guy 2:' Not much man, Just interneting.'

Interneting by kai0080 June 5, 2011

Interneting 

To be one with the internet, to surf the internet with a vengeance, and to be so leet at the internet that people of lesser quality will forever question what you do.

A: Hey, how's it going?

B: Shush, I'm interneting.

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A: You guys should learn how to internet.

Interneting by s3xytrUmp3t13r January 12, 2009

Interneting 

The act of surfing the internet

"I'm staying home today so I'm probably going to do allot of interneting."

Interneting by Black Lung Salo May 14, 2009

Interneting 

The act of searching the internet with no clear goal, often times getting distracted and searching on random peoples facebook pages. Getting diverted to other sites when trying to focus on work or other important tasks that require the internet. Distraction due to the many entertainment outlets of the internet.

I was trying to post a simple update to facebook but I ended up interneting for over an hour.

Interneting by www.reputationTRAX.com July 24, 2013

Interneting 

To be at the Internet.

MSN chat

Chad- Hey what r u doing

JENNIFER- interneting

Interneting by santiking November 2, 2007