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Internetless 

Having no way of connecting or accessing the internet, so being left 'internetless'.
I was on the train to Coventry yesterday and the carriages didn't have wi-fi internet so I was totally internetless!
Internetless by Anthony Douglas August 22, 2008

internetlessness

a state of being without internet access
i'm living in a state of internetlessness until comcast activates my account
internetlessness by Lauren O. September 30, 2005

internetlessness

A rare disorder that usually only appears in parts of Africa,South America and Mexico. It is a rather contagious disease that originated in Zimbabwe where the virus was conceived. ALL contact with the host Mr Robert Mugabe most be avoided.

God speed and God save us all
*Any symptoms of the disease must be reported to your local Lan Admin*
Take a look at Africa on Google earth at night and you'll see that theres almost NO lights (No electricity) On the whole continent ergo ~internetlessness~
internetlessness by Wilman March 12, 2008

interstressing 

The word idiots use when they are trying to say “interesting
Becky-Oh my gosh that book was so interstressing!
Cotton Ball-Wait what?
Becky-Oops I’m sorry I meant interesting.
Cotton Ball- “idiot
interstressing by Cball14 December 13, 2017

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026