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by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.
I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.
by Stan the Man December 12, 2004
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"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"
by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008
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1. to be so drunk that you could be hit by a truck and not notice
2. to be so drunk that you may as well have been hit by a truck
1. to be so drunk that you could be hit by a truck and not notice
2. to be so drunk that you may as well have been hit by a truck
by VitaRose December 3, 2007
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Get the rim soft INTOXICATED mug.A state in which someone is incapable of normal speech, actions or thought due to the ingestion of excessive amounts of alcohol and/or drugs.
by Genetically Modified Ego December 5, 2004
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