IntAUXicated
IntAUXicated by Bonk Monkey September 5, 2020
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intexicated
look at the message biff sent me, he must be intexicated:
meeet us at tttthe cl ub, we beee draN kin en stuuf
meeet us at tttthe cl ub, we beee draN kin en stuuf
intexicated by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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dialing while intoxicated
similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.
I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.
dialing while intoxicated by Stan the Man December 12, 2004
intoxicated chicken fucker
Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!
"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"
intoxicated chicken fucker by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008
intruxicated
adj.
1. to be so drunk that you could be hit by a truck and not notice
2. to be so drunk that you may as well have been hit by a truck
1. to be so drunk that you could be hit by a truck and not notice
2. to be so drunk that you may as well have been hit by a truck
intruxicated by VitaRose December 3, 2007
rim soft INTOXICATED
rim soft INTOXICATED by Iaccidentallydroppedmyvagina February 9, 2012
Intoxicated
A state in which someone is incapable of normal speech, actions or thought due to the ingestion of excessive amounts of alcohol and/or drugs.
Intoxicated by Genetically Modified Ego December 5, 2004
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