Insultanist
One who is adept or a "pro" at coming up with new and inventive insults. Often times utilizing every day words in an insulting manner, i.e. "you sir, are a sketchy cheese curd".
Insultanist by Billie Kent August 14, 2025
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insultist
An equal opportunist that has master the art of insulting everyone that he/she comes into contact with .
Johnny (insultist) walks into a room and verbally attacks everyone he see's before they have an opportunity to have a conversation. "Hey is that fat head run in your family or did you just get slapped alot?"
insultist by skywalker n az February 4, 2010
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Insultant
A consultant with a brash style for "telling it like it is," even at the risk of implying that his clients are idiots.
Consultant: So, in conclusion, my research definitively demonstrates there is zero market demand for your silly product idea.
Boss to underling: Where the hell did you find this guy? He's more of an insultant than a consultant.
Boss to underling: Where the hell did you find this guy? He's more of an insultant than a consultant.
Insultant by rickbrunernyc November 23, 2009
Insultant
One who is educated in treating or speaking with contemptuous rudeness and obvious arrogance and paid for this service
Insultant: "You are a spineless, heap of flaming dog poo and you are not worth the paper i wipe my ass with."
Boss: "Who are you and why are you telling me this?!"
Insultant: "I'm Joe's insultant, here's my card and referrals are appreciated."
Boss: "Who are you and why are you telling me this?!"
Insultant: "I'm Joe's insultant, here's my card and referrals are appreciated."
Insultant by TheInsultant November 19, 2011
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