instant message 

1. what you send someone when you want to talk on the internet
2. what internet sluts send you when they want you to visit their porn website

That ho sent me an instant message

instant message by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

Instant Message 

The act of shoving one's phone into another's Vagina or Ass depending on if it followed Anal or Vaginal Sex. This is then followed by a short text message to the inserted phone; this will leave them with a nice vibration.

A man having an intercouse with another woman. The man pulls out before blowing his load and shoves his phone into the Vagina. He then says "anything he wants to" in a text message. The man has successfully completed the Instant Message.

Instant Message by Wyatt The Whakkle June 6, 2010

Instant message emails 

emails that people send emails back and forth when they can't get on AIM or yahoo IM,so they are forced to wait through the person typing or sending.this takes very long.

dude colin and i sent IME's(instant message emails) all say yesterday because my mom's computer wouldn't download yahoo IM.

Instant message emails by Giger October 8, 2006

instant messaging

When you're sending messages over MSN,Yahoo etc.

I was instant messaging that kid.

instant messaging by Tokyo July 28, 2008

Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM) 

A instant messaging system used by jewish people to communicate through heads so that goys cannot understand or attempt to interprate the conversation. Similar to AIM or Aol Instant Messaging.

Abraham looked across the commons at Sallie and was "Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)" her as she walked towards the tables. Johnny, the preachers son had no idea what they were saying, but gee I guess he did have a comb-over that day.

Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM) by Fekakta October 25, 2009

instant messanger symbols 

: ( | ) = monkey
: @ ) = pig
- o < = clappy smiley * * = = = us [flag
( % ) = ying yang sign

you put all the letters together in each of them

instant messanger symbols by kiss my fucking ass March 31, 2004