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Instant Message 

The act of shoving one's phone into another's Vagina or Ass depending on if it followed Anal or Vaginal Sex. This is then followed by a short text message to the inserted phone; this will leave them with a nice vibration.
A man having an intercouse with another woman. The man pulls out before blowing his load and shoves his phone into the Vagina. He then says "anything he wants to" in a text message. The man has successfully completed the Instant Message.

Instant message emails 

emails that people send emails back and forth when they can't get on AIM or yahoo IM,so they are forced to wait through the person typing or sending.this takes very long.
dude colin and i sent IME's(instant message emails) all say yesterday because my mom's computer wouldn't download yahoo IM.
Instant message emails by Giger October 8, 2006

instant messaging

When you're sending messages over MSN,Yahoo etc.
I was instant messaging that kid.
instant messaging by Tokyo July 28, 2008

Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM) 

A instant messaging system used by jewish people to communicate through heads so that goys cannot understand or attempt to interprate the conversation. Similar to AIM or Aol Instant Messaging.
Abraham looked across the commons at Sallie and was "Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)" her as she walked towards the tables. Johnny, the preachers son had no idea what they were saying, but gee I guess he did have a comb-over that day.

instant messanger symbols 

: ( | ) = monkey
: @ ) = pig
- o < = clappy [smiley
* * = = = us flag
( % ) = ying yang sign
you put all the letters together in each of them
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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