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Instafart 

A powerful fart, immediately filling the room with a terrible smell.
We were riding in the car and my wife let out an Instafart making it hard to keep my eyes from watering.
Instafart by Willybeee August 16, 2014

Instaflirting

When two people go back and forth liking one another's photos flirtaciously eventually causing one to DM the other
Who is the @*******

I don't know why?
Because every time I like one of her photos, she likes one of mine.
She is instaflirting with you, you should message her
Instaflirting by Hink68PMMF September 9, 2016

Instaflaccid 

An event causing an erection to become flaccid almost instantly.
That cottage cheese face was an instaflaccid.
Instaflaccid by PeteZar33 January 17, 2009

instafire 

Instafire: To be fired instantly. An immediate, without question, brutal firing. to be fired or to fire someone in an instant.
If Alan does not stop emailing me stupid crap, my boss is going to have instafire me.

Getting caught with a kilo of coke in my office would result in instifire
instafire by Mattsolit February 24, 2006

instafail 

immediate fail within 0.01 seconds of trying
law class = instafail
instafail by mynameisbender February 4, 2010

instafail 

The action of failing instantly at a tried action.

For instance, the act of not putting sage into the email field, and then posting will amount to an instafail, as the poster has failed instantly at saging.

Other instafail incidences can be seen as linking to ebaumsworld, reffering to a picture of a cat with text on it as a "lolcat", or any other commonplace newfaggotry action that takes place on the internet.

Instafailing is not limited to the internet though, any action that can be perceived as failing at the moment the action is attempting can also be seen as an instafail.
Person 1: hey check out this video from ebaumsworld! its halarious!
Person 2: instafail. don't talk to me
instafail by rabid9797 January 11, 2009