instacrazy

People who obsess over cultivating the perfect Instagram profile so much that it affects their personal lives, usually in negative ways.

"I think that new Prime Wardrobe service will be perfect for the Instacrazy."

by AlyxD May 22, 2018

Instacrap

Another term for Instagram.

This steak looks delicious! I'll post it to Instacrap while it gets cold!

by KyleWasteOfSpace August 17, 2016

Instacraze

Random new trend as found on Instagram. I.E. homemade slime or weird eye-brow trends.

Person A: “Have you seen that feathered eyebrow trend?

Person B: “Dude, I don’t keep up with the latest Instacraze”

by AlyxD May 22, 2018

instacrazed

Past tense of Instacrazy.

“I spent a lot of years of my life being instacrazed, but after going broke chasing followers, I had to re-think my life goals."

by AlyxD May 22, 2018

Instagraze

Quickly scanning through Instagram photos when you do not wish to read long Facebook posts.

Facebook updates are too long today. I'm going to Instagraze.

by techonista June 21, 2016

Instacrash

1. When a piece of technology fucks you over by turning off or breaking just as you were about to do something important.

2. When something or someone screws you over.

3. When you're so tired that you pass out on the spot.

1. "Man my PC just instacrashed when I was about to level up to Uber Hardcore."

2. "This chick just instacrashed my balls - I really thought I was gonna get laid tonight."

3. "Just as Johnny was about to walk out the door, he instacrashed on the curb."

by Vex Skyler October 1, 2011

Instacrap

The vast plethora of instant and frozen meals and other foodstuffs, loaded full of chemicals and salt, made from the reconstituted offcuts of various animals and packaged as a delicious, convenient alternative to proper cooking.

That woman in front of me at the checkout has a whole trolley load of instacrap.

by Moonriver March 12, 2010