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inglorious 

The complete and utter lack of glory. Ganondorf's feet, Mario's cape, negative....glory.
"NOTHING IN THIS MATCH HAS BEEN GLORIOUS. INGLORIOUS!"
inglorious by NOGLORY January 16, 2010
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Inglorious Basterd

One who makes a swashtika with semen on the head of a jewish chick after fucking her.
I had sex with an Inglorious Basterd last night.
Inglorious Basterd by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

inglorious basterd

an attention whore who is secretly gay but who poses as a tough guy in public so both men and women will undress him with their eyes.
inglorious basterd by biggdoggie August 20, 2009

Inglorious Basterd

One who goes around Germany killing and tormenting German Nazis'. Most preferable during the Second World War. The typical way to kill Nazis is by bare hands, guns, knives, boot heels, piano wire, or just about anything you can imagine killing a Nazi with.

Rules and tips of an Inglorious Basterd:

1) If the Nazi is left alive and is allowed to escape, a swastika symbol must always be carved directly in the center of his forehead.

2) If a Nazi is dead, his scalp must be removed by knife.

3) Collecting 100 Nazi scalps proves a skilled and accomplished Inglorious Basterd.

4) Shooting a Nazi's testicles off or bashing his brains in with a baseball bat is an epic victory.

5) There is never any prisoner business, there is only killing Nazi business. Business must always be booming.
Famous Inglorious Basterds:
Lt. Aldo Raine (aka, Aldo the Apache)
Sgt. Donny Donowitz (aka, The Bear Jew)
Sgt. Hugo StiGlitz
Indiana Jones (Not an original 'Basterd')
Inglorious Basterd by stebo11 January 30, 2010

Inglorious Holes 

A phrase describing Glory Holes from the recipient’s perspective; also known as the antonym of Glory Holes.
She often performed anonymous oral sex through the Glory Holes provided at the downtown Gentlemen's Club; but from her side of the wall, she always considered the holes in the bathroom stalls to be Inglorious Holes.
Inglorious Holes by captainrich August 24, 2010

Inglorious Basterds 

The most recent film by Quentin Tarantino, and by far one of my favorites from the director. however this film is highly underated but it remains a must see for any Tarantino fan.
Whats your favorite scene from Inglorious basterds mike?

When stiglitz shoots that major in his ballsack and proceeds to stab him.

Yeah that rocked.

Engage in glorious melee combat

A saying in Warhammer 40k to prompt soldiers to go down fighting.
Soldier: Sir we’re out of bullets!
Space Marine in bass-boosted voice: ENGAGE IN GLORIOUS MELEE COMBAT

Soldier: But sir that’ll get me killed!
Space marine: DO IT OR I’LL SHOOT YOU MYSELF
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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