Inaugh 

an appropriate response to a certain ancient one's lack of excuses
also this phrase was invented by a chicken
synonym/homophone: enough

- that's inaugh!

Inaugh by hokusai-chan November 6, 2020

post-inaugural depression

The feeling of sadness that many people experience after the political climax of the inauguration of the president of their choice.

Psychiatrist: Tell me why you asked to see me today, Ms.___.
Patient: Because I feel really, really, really sad - kind of drained and empty. When Barack was President-Erect - I mean, Elect - I felt soooooo great, but now all I can think of is my crappy job, my bills ... depressing stuff like that ...
Psychiatrist: Ah, yes, a classic case of post-inaugural depression. I notice that you first said "President Erect" .... Why do you think that was ....
Etc., etc..

post-inaugural depression by ring-tailed roarer January 21, 2009

Inauguroil 

in·au·gur·oil

Pronunciation: \i-ˈnȯ-gyər-ȯi(-ə)l\
noun

Use: 2010

1. Address delivered by the President of the United States in a futile attempt to explain a major ecological disaster in which millions of gallons of unprocessed oil spew, unabated, into the Gulf of Mexico following the blow-out of a deep oil rig.
2. Second term presidential speech in which a nation’s chief executive takes full and complete responsibility for a failure of catastrophic proportions and places it squarely on the back of a former administration.
3. Formal address by the President of the United States that is most often associated with political success of the highest order. See IRONY.

Robert: “I wonder if Obama is going to blame Bush and his ‘failed policies’ for the BP petroleum spill in his inauguroil address tonight?”

Ethan: “I should certainly hope so.”

Robert: “But Obama’s been in office for over a year already. When will he be one-hundred percent irrevocably unquestionably responsible for everything?”

Ethan: “I think that usually happens a year or two following reelection.”

Inauguroil by Dis Mi June 16, 2010

inauguration 

To formally introduce an individual into office

I never knew who the president was until his inauguration

inauguration by M. Warriors February 22, 2005

Presidential Inauguration 2009 

The most awesome experience that could possibly be documented by a group of college students hoping to go on a heady road trip. An African-American president was sworn in and about one gozillion people half froze in the streets for hours to support him. There was strugglin', strivin', throbbin', and thrivin', but yeah, everyone was survivin'.

Remember when we went to presidential inauguration 2009 and Barack Obama said "Yes we can!"?

Presidential Inauguration 2009 by DJ Jew Beats March 13, 2009

Inauguritis 

The feeling of anticipation for the inauguration of Barack Obama. In preparing for travel to Washington DC, this includes studying news outlets for predictions and traffic updates. Similar to the endorphin rush experienced by supporters during the campaign.

Sally: I'm getting ready for my trip to DC for Barack Obama's inauguration and am having trouble focusing on anything else.
Betty: Sounds like a case of inauguritis.

Inauguritis by soorya January 15, 2009

Inauthentic 

Fake.

The chick was cool, but inauthentic.

Inauthentic by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018