inaugural 

marking the beginning of an institution, activity, or period of office.

"his inaugural concert as music director"

synonyms: opening, first, launching, initial, introductory, initiatory, maiden
"the inaugural meeting of the Geographic Society"

inaugural by Darthgheezer January 2, 2017

Inaugural pussy 

Picking up women in DC who are here for the inauguration who you'll never see again.

theres going to be more out of town strange this weekend then in the last 4 years.

Yea inaugural pussy for days.

Inaugural pussy by DistrictofMatt January 19, 2017

Inaugural Sex 

Marking the beginning of a strictly sexual relationship with someone.

Marking the beginning of a No Strings Attached relationship with someone.

Question: “You wanna be my side piece?”

Answer: “Yes! Let’s celebrate this moment with inaugural sex”

Inaugural Sex by Filipino Freak October 2, 2020

inaugural hog 

The first dump taken in a newly occupied house or apartment.

We moved in on Saturday and Steve took the inaugural hog in the master bathroom.

inaugural hog by Snapperhead September 17, 2005

inaugural shit 

A gritty term used to describe the very first dump taken into a newly installed and pristine toilet.

I walked awestruck into my bathroom, eying my beautiful new porcelain throne, and savoring every moment, slowly unbuckled my belt, dropped my drawers and then thoughtfully placed myself onto the commode to take the coveted inaugural shit.

inaugural shit by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2023

post-inaugural depression

The feeling of sadness that many people experience after the political climax of the inauguration of the president of their choice.

Psychiatrist: Tell me why you asked to see me today, Ms.___.
Patient: Because I feel really, really, really sad - kind of drained and empty. When Barack was President-Erect - I mean, Elect - I felt soooooo great, but now all I can think of is my crappy job, my bills ... depressing stuff like that ...
Psychiatrist: Ah, yes, a classic case of post-inaugural depression. I notice that you first said "President Erect" .... Why do you think that was ....
Etc., etc..

post-inaugural depression by ring-tailed roarer January 21, 2009

Inauguroil 

in·au·gur·oil

Pronunciation: \i-ˈnȯ-gyər-ȯi(-ə)l\
noun

Use: 2010

1. Address delivered by the President of the United States in a futile attempt to explain a major ecological disaster in which millions of gallons of unprocessed oil spew, unabated, into the Gulf of Mexico following the blow-out of a deep oil rig.
2. Second term presidential speech in which a nation’s chief executive takes full and complete responsibility for a failure of catastrophic proportions and places it squarely on the back of a former administration.
3. Formal address by the President of the United States that is most often associated with political success of the highest order. See IRONY.

Robert: “I wonder if Obama is going to blame Bush and his ‘failed policies’ for the BP petroleum spill in his inauguroil address tonight?”

Ethan: “I should certainly hope so.”

Robert: “But Obama’s been in office for over a year already. When will he be one-hundred percent irrevocably unquestionably responsible for everything?”

Ethan: “I think that usually happens a year or two following reelection.”

Inauguroil by Dis Mi June 16, 2010