incapacitated

When one is too intoxicated from drugs or alcohol to function on a normal level and perform daily actions such as drive, work, go to school ect. Not nessisarily indicating a heavy level of intoxication.

I cant come into work today, i took a few more pills than average and im incapacitated.

by cptncoleian2 June 16, 2006

incapacitated

shut down... stopped in it's tracks... toyota...jeff gordon...

i'll incapacitate you if you don't stop stalking me and asking for definitions!!!!

by Bill Atkins March 18, 2005

Incapacitated

you fucking idiot

Riley is a Incapacitated dumbass

by Twitch.tv/ItsMrP October 15, 2019

Incapacitated

You Fucking Idiot

Riley is a Incapacitated Dumbass

by Twitch.tv/ItsMrP October 15, 2019

Legally incapacitated

Someone who uses illness to avoid legal proceedings

The accused's trial was scheduled to begin today, but he was legally incapacitated and convenientally in hospital so it had to be postponed.

by Ruerzi October 12, 2011

Amorously Incapacitated

Someone who is either:
- incapable of loving others;
- incapable of being loved;
- Struggles with dating
- Has a horrendous dating past

Shivanya isn’t amorously incapacitated, she’s just too high maintenance!

by affected_nostril_roots April 10, 2024

incatacipated

adjective
1. unable to act, respond, or the like, due to the proximity of a feline to one's person.

When you cannot move or get up because a cat is on or next to you, and you fear the wrath of our feline overlords too much to disturb them.

"She can't come to the phone now—she's incatacipated."

by jentwo June 13, 2016