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shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range 

Defecating; taking a shit on the toilet.
It's taking Mr. Fanelli a long time in the bathroom. He must be shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range!

Vomiting in rage 

When somebody gets so angry that words alone cannot express their rage and so they VOMIT IN RAGE!!!
Guy 1: I just murdered your family.
Guy 2: Grrrrrr I.... I *vomits in rage*.
Guy 1: Shit man, I was only joking I didn't know you'd start vomiting in rage *Runs away in fear and/or disgust*.
Vomiting in rage by Insanity_wolf777 November 17, 2011

rage in a cage 

the activity in which two or more people are locked in a cage and forced to throw semen on each other from cups (monkeys may sometimes be involved). There may, or may not be a bucket to refill the cups with semen. Not all "rage in cage" is punishment. In some cultures (come to think of it most cultures) find it an hounorable experience.

Although it may be an erotic and fun experience there are some hazards invloved, Such as STD infections and possibly a case of sputum, which is not as nice as it sounds. However it is still a top notch sport, some even call it the sport of kings..... a few more years and it will be in the olymipc games. Watch out beijing 2008 games coz here comes rage in a cage!
cool dude #1 - Hey dude i have the pay-per-view of the queen vs. bubbles in a "rage in a cage" match.... wanna come watch
cool dude #2 - Wow that is so awsome, but im having a rage in a cage at my house that day. Maybe you can tape it for me?
rage in a cage by the semenator March 18, 2005

Well up in the rage cage 

A phrase used when somebody is angry when something irritates them or is hurtful physically or mentally to them!
Me: Ah man, i dropped my Ice cream cone
Ian: Ah, i bet you are well up in the rage cage

rage in a can

Extreme, everpresent anger in a person that is demonstrated by routine outbursts directed at all people (and sometimes inanimate objects) with frequency. There seems to be no known provocation to such attacks whatsoever. The metaphor induces one to envision the explosive and omnipresent sense of the anger.
That Vic is a perfect example of "rage in a can" ~ he once went off on me for no reason at work, i thought he was going to punch me in a meeting.
rage in a can by Anja Manzanares October 14, 2009

rage in a cage 

can be used to describe an unfortunate situation

or

if someone is angry and the third party wants to say something
Eilís: Ahh i lost ten pounds!
Orla: Rage in a cage!
rage in a cage by Orla Cunningham December 27, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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