In my opinion

A lame phrase often used to preemptively exculpate online clowns and ax-grinding troublemakers from libel suits that could easily occur after publishing unfounded crap on blogs and message boards.

In my opinion, he is a disgraced doctor, despite the fact that he’s in good standing with the American Association of Pain Medicine and the State Medical Society.

by Unibrow Asshole April 23, 2010

in my opinion

Phrase idiots use to let others be guaranteed what he or she says is actually his or her opinion.

-"In my opinion, I think goth is a way of life."
-"I know it's your opinion, idiot."

by tehlivi August 10, 2009

In my opinion

An excuse to be a dickhead.

In my opinion, you're kind of an ugly bitch LMAO

by alexxi lexie December 12, 2023

in my humble opinion

A suggestive starting phrase to seduce someone to have sex, normally in text messages and social media posts.

In my humble opinion, your reproductive organs are quite sizable.

In my humble opinion, your norks can feed an entire orphanage.

In my humble opinion, you have got silky smooth birth exit gate.

by Mr. Languages May 19, 2016

In my medical opinion that

Medic always says this, like in my medical opinion that YOU ARE DEAD! PANIC!

Scout: gets shot
Medic with a med gun: in my medical opinion that YOU ARE DEAD!

Scout: gets shot
Medic with a med gun: in my medical opinion that YOU ARE DEAD!

by Sup yo, YEET!!!!!! February 5, 2021

in my humble opinion

A cliché phrase used to introduce one's viewpoint, typically in writing. The phrase is normally followed by a comma. Sometimes abbreviated to IMHO.

"In my humble opinion, Urban Dictionary is one of the most useful modern resources of the internet."

"In my humble opinion, winter is the best season and green is the nicest color."

"In my humble opinion, cats are always plotting something."

by The Professor and the Madman November 13, 2013

In my very humble opinion

A phrase used to feign modesty by people with inflated egos and an even more inflated sense of self worth. They often believe, falsely, that using this phrase will make them appear intelligent and benevolent. More often, it makes them appear like a douche.

"You're one of the few people I've come across worthy to carry on the human race. At least in my very humble opinion."

by MsBitchhands September 30, 2013