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In Your Dreams! 

What you think and what she feels are two different things.
You may be handsome and charming, but she is NOT your 'ex'... because that would mean (at one time) you were worthy and A gentleMAN... in your dreams!

Instead, you are a... a... a word that has yet to be invented. And a big one at that!

P.S., the only way she would lay naked with you, is in a mass grave! :D
In Your Dreams! by StudMuffinNO September 10, 2013
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In your dreams 

(idiomatic expression) To express denial, to refuse a proposal. Same as "I don't even think about it" or "Fuck you, I won't do it!".
"Drop your weapon!"
"In your dreams..." (during a robbery)
In your dreams by Paolo C March 23, 2006

In Your Dreams 

A sarcastic way of responding to - or interrupting – someone who is busy telling you about their master plan and all the unrealistically fantastic things they think will happen to them. By using this expression you are suggesting the only place their desired outcome is likely to happen is in their dreams.
Daniels: One day I’ll be mayor of this city!

Smith: In your dreams! Who would vote for you?
In Your Dreams by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

in your dreams 

used to refer to something that is desired by the speaker or the person spoken to but is unlikely to happen
I would make you an awesome video game in your dreams.

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it 

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it
The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026