Impartiality Bias

The bias of believing that one's own judgments are impartial, free from bias, unaffected by interest or identity—while recognizing that others are biased. Impartiality Bias is the conviction that you are the exception, that you see things as they really are, that your judgments are pure. It's the bias of judges who think they're above politics, of journalists who think they're just reporting facts, of scientists who think they're just following evidence. Impartiality Bias makes its holders incapable of examining their own partiality, because they don't believe they have any. It's the bias that denies it's a bias, which is what makes it so powerful.

Example: "He presented his analysis as impartial, unbiased, just the facts. Impartiality Bias meant he never had to examine his assumptions, his interests, his position. His impartiality was invisible to him—not a claim to examine, just a fact about himself. Everyone else was biased; he was just impartial."

Impartiality Bias by Dumu The Void March 10, 2026

Bias of Impartiality

A cognitive and metacognitive bias where individuals or institutions claim to occupy a position of pure impartiality—above the fray, free from bias, beyond politics—while systematically favoring certain perspectives, interests, or outcomes. The Bias of Impartiality is the belief that one can be truly impartial, that such a position is possible, and that one occupies it. It ignores that all knowledge, all judgment, all observation comes from somewhere—from a body, a history, a culture, a set of interests. The claim to impartiality is itself a move in a power game: it positions the speaker as neutral and everyone else as biased, without ever examining the speaker's own position. Judges claim impartiality while embodying the law's history of exclusion. Journalists claim impartiality while framing stories within dominant narratives. Scientists claim impartiality while working within paradigms shaped by funding, culture, and power. The Bias of Impartiality is not that we fail to be impartial; it's that we think we can be.

"I'm just being impartial, looking at the facts objectively." The judge said this while wearing robes that symbolize centuries of legal tradition, in a courtroom built on land stolen from indigenous peoples, applying laws written by property owners to protect property. Bias of Impartiality: the belief that one can stand nowhere while standing firmly on somewhere. Impartiality is not a position; it's a claim of power."

Bias of Impartiality by Dumu The Void March 8, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004