Impalement

An act in which a woman or a man is anally penetrated by an erect cock. The impaler remains seated with their dick upright, and the person being impaled positions themselves on top, slowly bending their knees to be sodomized until their buttocks make contact with the impaler's balls. This often requires the assistance of another person. To facilitate the process, the person being impaled might first suck the impaler's dick.

- Mark: Hey, Harry, did you go to the lecture on Dracula with Tommy?
- Harry: Yeah, it was really interesting; afterwards, we went home and reenacted an impalement.
- Mark: That must have been intense.
- Harry: Yeah, but Tommy prepped my cock really well and stayed completely still until I came.

Impalement by Pasada54 October 9, 2026

Grotesque Impalement 

Song by dying fetus. Quite humorous actaully considering the band has little talent outside of wicked guitar solos.

"I Am Lost, Far From The Cross You Stand Before, Filled With Lust, We Are All Filled With Lust, We Want This Whore, Impale Your Flesh, Draped In Darkness, Your Guts Explode And Life Has Ceased Behind Your Eyes, Impalement, And Before, Live No More, Live No More, Overcome By Fever, Malevolent Disgrace, Wretching With Repulsion, Bleeding From The Eyes, Fester With Redemption, Your Blood Begins To Clot, Clogging The Corpulses In Your Mind, Ignoring The Pretention, Wallow In The Rot, Seven Lives Have Come And Gone, The First And The Last, And What Are We Even Here For? Some Twisted, Mindless Game? Or Is God Just Playign Tricks Upon My Brain? The Birth Of Death Begins, And With Your Life It Ends, My World Emmersed In Hate, Destroy What I Creat, Deficate, Choke On My Shit, Urinate, Drown In My Piss, Godless, Hater Of The World, Your Mind Dwells On The Absurd, As I Contemplate Your Horrible Demise, Blood Streams Down Your Face, Drained, Drained Of Life" -Dying Fetus, Grotesque Impalement

Grotesque Impalement by Reed May 5, 2006

Imposed Ventral Impalement

Ventral Impalement which happens to be imposed. Grindcore band emerging from the ghetto of St.Pölten, Austria.

I can't believe that Imposed Ventral Impalement put out a new EP. My favourite song's called "Eating the Hooker I Just Killed"

Imposed Ventral Impalement by Imposed Ventral Impalement December 12, 2024

Red Dead Impairment

What happens after playin Red Dead Redemption (the sequel to Red Dead Revolver) for an extended period of time. Similar to Grand Theft Impairment, symptoms include the feeling of still living in the early 1900s, mistaking a state trooper for a Mexican soldier, and above all flinching when you walk outside and see an animal out of the corner of your eye, thinking it is a cougar trying to sneak up on you and maul you.

Person 1: Dude I walked outside and thought I was going to be mauled by a cougar, but it turned out to be a baby rabbit.

Person 2: Wow, sounds like you're suffering from Red Dead Impairment.

Red Dead Impairment by TheHud July 7, 2010

Implementation 

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1) Tool: a useful piece of equipment, usually a specially shaped object designed to do a particular task.

2) Law requirement: something needed in order to achieve something else.

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TRANSITIVE VERB:
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1. Carry out or fulfill something: to put something into effect or action.

2. To provide or equip somebody with the tools or other means to do something.

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1) Writing implements.
2) They still need to get that through implementation.

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TRANSITIVE VERB:
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1) The plan has yet to be fully implemented.
2) The thieves were given all necessary implementations.

Implementation by Jafje July 11, 2007

Call of Duty Impairment 

After playing COD and things in your life relate to the game.

A heightened sense of situational awareness.

Walking outside after playing and seeing a plane fly over and saying "Enemy UAV has been spotted"

Or thinking an enemy is around the corner.

Call of Duty Impairment is listening to foot steps hoping someone doesn't come up and knife you.

Call of Duty Impairment by The-Show-Off February 3, 2010