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short for immediately, but used more commonly, more like a substitute for the word now.
Vikki: Omg we are sooo late.
Amy: We have to go, IMMEDE!
Immede by harriet167326327 February 2, 2009
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immerensis 

The maddening inability to understand why someone loves you - that although you hear their words and understand their feelings, you think about who you are and can’t fathom the thought that people love you unconditionally - as if you are a con-artist who’s days are numbered
Person 1: I cannot figure out why my girlfriend doesn’t love me
Person 2: She does, you’re just feeling immerensis
immerensis by urmom.thebomb December 4, 2021

IMmodernism

Current movement in art, music, literature, film etc.
First there was modernism, then there was post-modernism, then there was email-modernism, and now IMmodernism (instant messaging being the more current communication tool)

Characterized by naive cynicism, rebelling against every ideology simultaneously while satirizing itself, ironic references/use of emoticons, and absurdist humour.
Steve is into IMmodernism. He is a naked Amish logic-tree-surgeon, but if you refer to him as such, he will slap you with one hand clapping. All words are lies. Especially these ones.
IMmodernism by Scheherazade October 31, 2007

kill yourself immediately 

To kill yourself in a swift manner in order to prevent you from annoying anyone else
n00b:Hay their budy!

Extremely l33t guy:Learn how to spell,then kill yourself immediately!

immediatism 

undecipherable and non-proprietary (read: completely freed) movement for the non-mediated experience of suchness (see buddhism's "tathata") in the hands of the experiencer's complete curious creativity of surrender and struggle as is, becoming whatever is allowed by the experiencer's senses moment to moment.
See Hakim Bey's long essay Immediatism for the genesidal match which brought its carbon smell to the room and hence forth the "natural law" of chaos which brought it back into the storms.
"One day immediatism will be propagated on every cereal box, and not on the back, nuh uh, on the front where we stab with with our knives! I always wanted to feed my bare feet round yellow corn balls!"

Crunch Crunch Crunch.
immediatism by Comitant Soot February 8, 2008

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression) 

ejaculating and then instantly hating the girl
IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.

Immediate Family

The term used to include brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, spouses, children, and Belle.
"My immediate family is coming to town."
Immediate Family by Marvin1225 February 23, 2019
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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