Imbatman

What men who suffer from microphallus say when exposing themselves for the first time to a sexual partner. In their minds, being batman somehow makes up for a one inch penis.

Joe exclaimed, "but imbatman" when his partner laughed hysterically at his tiny penis.

by Tony/fb/pha March 7, 2017

iBatman

In contemporary online mac gaming usage, specifically on the service "GameRanger" -- iBatman refers to any person that should be avoided at all costs due to mic spamming, whining, ToU violations, fat wives and inappropriate links.

"Oh shit it's iBatman!"
"Watch out or you'll become iBatman."
"Remember what happened to iBatman?"

by gamerangerarchivist April 29, 2008

im batman

a gameing move mostly used in fps games where you sneek behind someone and right before you kill them with a melee move you say im batman

guy1: man i was playing halo last night and tod got behind me and im batmand me

guy2: that happend to me last week on cod

by THE RHOG November 10, 2010

Im batman

A comeback used when you do something and your friends dont have a clue how.

John: wait you never learned how to shuffle cards? How did you do that?

Jonas: im batman

by IRllyLikeDucks July 29, 2022