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Imaginary Lat Syndrome

Imaginary Lat Syndrome is a common case of someone, typically a male, who believes they are rather muscular when in reality this isn't the case. Those with Imaginary Lat Syndrome can typically be seen walking uncomfortably while flaring their small lat muscles and tensing their arms in an attempt to look "jacked." In reality, it appears douchey and looks like a toothbrush has been shoved up their ass. Manlets are at high risk of falling victim due to overcompensation reasons.
Imaginary Lat Syndrome by Chazzy22 September 13, 2013
Word of the Day on November 12, 2018
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Imaginary Lat Syndrome

The imaginary sensation of having huge latissimus dorsi muscles or "lats". ILS for short.
a meathead who walks with his arms away from his body in an effort to look like a bodybuilder, when in fact they do not resemble one.
he's got Imaginary Lat Syndrome

Imaginary Lat Syndrome

Men or women who look like they are carrying two wide suitcases one in each arm in a rush and are about to miss there flight.
Look at that hard chaw he would want to watch out he could knock somebody out with imaginary suitcases. Yeeeh buddy look em he must have imaginary Lat syndrome

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Imaginary lat syndrome is caused by doing lat pull down or croc rows excessively. This syndrome is caused by the build up of scar tissue beneath the lower towards midline section of the shoulder blade. This syndrome can be reversed by the removal of that tissue by a chiropractor or scar tissue removal technique. This tecnique is performed by inserting two fingers below the shoulder blade towards the outside of the body and pulling gently working the scar tissue out. This will allow the shoulder blade to return to a natural position slightly protruding out of the back. This allows the shoulder to rotate forward to a natural position and allows the arms to move down. This contradicts the instructions, "just put your arms down."
"This guys works his lats and back so much he has imaginary lat syndrome 4."

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026