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"I'm not going to LAST". This is used typically when camming or watching an erotic tiktok or instagram live and you realize that the you are about to bust a fat nut and will not be able to hold out any longer due to all the Edging you have been doing to the creator and/or their content. It is used as shorthand to quickly relay the message as typically it is typed with one hand (since the other hand is very busy) and usually written just before the sensation of cumming takes over the gooner's brain. It also allows for the Bator to announce that they have failed the JOI countdown by Nutting before the Mistress has instructed them to (before she reaches the count of 1).
Shorty Mac: I can never hold out for long when watching phat ass, big booty Annastayziaa's lives on IG. Once I start watching, I know Im ngl.

Shane Diesel: Same here bro, bubble butt PAWGs like her and MILFs like Liliane Sara Jay, just make me wanna cum so bad shiotsuki, I just know Im ngl.
Im ngl by GermanGoon January 7, 2025
Words you can keep

this is the funniest shit ever im ngl 

when the Boy, Q, tells a story about queen bee.
"how r u Q" "this is the funniest shit ever im ngl"
Abbreviation: "I'm not gonna lie"

Originially orated by The United States of America's first President General George Washington as "I cannot tell a lie". This was later liberalized as "I'm not going to lie" then urbanized.
This statement is used to emphasize a statement in which you want to convey an earnest opinion without judgement.
"I'm not gonna lie, but that's some stank cologne you're wearing".

"When my bookie cut off my finger and broke my legs with a bat it wasn't pleasant, i'm not gonna lie"

prtypr1nc3ss: omg did you see mark at the party? I wanted to mount him right there imngl!
sizeslutxoxo: lol imngl me2
imngl by The other Voice in your Head February 24, 2007
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