An incident that happened on 9 February, 2021 when Presidio County Attorney Rod Ponton arrived in Zoom court in the form of a fluffy white and brown kitten. He said the now-viral line "I'm not a cat" in a state of confusion and panic as he realised that he could not turn the filter off. The cat filter is a default software from an old Dell computer from the late 00's.

Rod: *Shows up as a cat*
Others: *weird looks*
Rod: *PANICS* "I'm here live, I'm not a cat".

I'm not a cat by Pewkiplier February 12, 2021

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Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them is an expression to say that you are very unlucky

Well Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them.

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them by potvaliant cloud June 21, 2024

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Because I'm a Catholic, right?

(N) When you're pushed to the corner during a debate or an argument, and you have no valid points to put across, you may use this slang to save your face and guilt your opponent. This is an important victim card in India.

Policemen caught Joe riding without license. They urged him to come to the nearby police station as punishment. Joe instead of accepting his crime, said : "you caught me Because I'm a Catholic, right?"

The policemen, feared of being called communal, let him go.

Because I'm a Catholic, right? by Skrrrrrr234 October 9, 2018

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I’m a Catholic

That is a thing you said. I actually listen to people.

Hym “I’m a fan. I watch your show all the time. You said “I’m a Catholic” sooo.... Go. Do Catholicism. 👉😾 Do it. Do the book and do it right.”

I’m a Catholic by Hym Iam November 4, 2022

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