Definitions by Pewkiplier

DC Talk 

Best Christian Contemporary Rock Band ever, far better than whatever Hillsong or Jeremy Camp or whatever is.

Me: "What's your favorite Christian song?"
Normie: "Hosanna in the highes-" (Proceeds to get punched)
Chad: "WHAT WOULD PEOPLE SAY WHEN THEY HEAR THAT I'M A JEEEEEEESUS FREAK!" (Cheers erupt as sick guitar plays)
Me: "Yes indeed, DC Talk is the best christian band ever"

DC Talk by Pewkiplier August 12, 2021

I'm not a cat 

An incident that happened on 9 February, 2021 when Presidio County Attorney Rod Ponton arrived in Zoom court in the form of a fluffy white and brown kitten. He said the now-viral line "I'm not a cat" in a state of confusion and panic as he realised that he could not turn the filter off. The cat filter is a default software from an old Dell computer from the late 00's.

Rod: *Shows up as a cat*
Others: *weird looks*
Rod: *PANICS* "I'm here live, I'm not a cat".

I'm not a cat by Pewkiplier February 12, 2021

Cesspool 

Social media sites like Twitter, Facebook and Reddit. In reality, most social media platforms are cesspools.

Look at these edgelords on Reddit who think they're so cool for making racist memes, social media really is a Cesspool.

Cesspool by Pewkiplier January 27, 2021

HEP 

Stinky organisation set up by mayor Scar to sell his Moopop for them diamonds.

Mayor Scar: We shall take out the mycelium menace! I shall set up HEP, the Hermit Environmental Protection Agency!

HEP by Pewkiplier January 2, 2021

Noah 

Guy who built a huge wooden box called the ark.

Friend: claims he can survive on a raft in the middle of the ocean and start an advanced civilisation from scratch
Me: dude you think you’re Noah or something

Noah by Pewkiplier November 20, 2020

Zoe Laverne

Pedophile who uses her fame and looks to lure 23 year old kids.

Zoe Laverne: Connor and I were just in a a dark place, and we just caught feelings!

Everyone: How is that normal?

Zoe Laverne by Pewkiplier November 16, 2020

Ceiling 

Cringiest thing in the world,we shall take it down with the power of the floor

Friend: I love ceilings, they are so nice!
Me: Cringe

Ceiling by Pewkiplier May 21, 2020