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Illegal Immigrants

A group of degenerate terrorists that cross the border illegally into America during the FJB Administration regime.
Noun: My neighbor harbor a bunch of Illegal Immigrants.

ESSA 1: Homie let go to NYC. We get free housing, Healthcare, & $1,500 on our prepaid monthly Visacard.

ESSA 2: Yea Homie! We can commit crimes and Uncle Joe would not deport us.

ESSA 3: I've done 3 felony, working on my 4th one.
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Illegal Caucasian Immigrants 

All Caucasian.

Y'all need to go back to India before somebody bitch stomp y'all back.
Study finds all illegal Caucasian immigrants live in Free Palestine and refuse to live in reality.

The Illegal Immigrant Fart 

The act in which a woman farts normally; but instead of it traveling out into the crisp air for proper fermentation, it travels into the vagina with no greeting or documentation ready at the time of entry. The fart is then blown back out and deported as a queef. Afterwards, there is usually a sense of serious pain and regret for one's own existence. A want for a shower also usually follows.
"Wow, something stinks around here. It must be The Illegal Immigrant Fart because it smells like fish and shit."

illegal immigrant 

A person who immigrates to the U.S. illegally. Some our forced against their will by cartels. Many come to escape the violence of ruthless cartels. Many are actually very honest and work for shitty pay, they are often exploited by people who take advantage of their illegal immigrant status and threaten to reveal them to the authorities. They're willing to fulfill their dreams by getting an honest day's pay, ironically their probably some of the most American people out there.
Naive arrogant retard: I hate illegal immigrants, they're parasites that steal jobs from honest Americans!

Neutral person: You know that in many cases they're fleeing the cartels who kill their relatives. In many cases they'll lure teenage girls into sexual slavery by luring them with promises of work. Then they'll take them across the border, in many cases they'll rape the girls and hang their panties on trees like trophies. They're called "rape trees" in some cases they'll take one girl and proceed to douse her in gasoline then light her on fire as an example of what happens when you run away.

retard #2: Eh fuck you! what du u know!
Neutral Person: My daughter was kidnapped, raped, and turned into a plaything by those cartel bastards you little shit. How about I take you to Mexico and give you a taste of what it's like huh?

Illegal Immigrant Insurgent 

Any individual who enters a country unlawfully, and with the intent on further violating that country's laws or violence against that country's citizens or revolts against civil authority or an established governments laws.
That Illegal immigrant Insurgent entered the country not to work or seek asylum but to revolt against civil authority and commit crimes
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